Asylum Heights Updates

News � Holiday Vacation

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 19:37:30 GMT

With a hurt wrist one week, and the traditional mid December influenza the next, I've found myself rather behind. Not just in terms of this little corner of the interwebbing tubes, but things I actually need (Read:paid) to do as well. As we are less then a week away from the festival of Saturnalia, this had created a bit of a time crunch for me, so I've opted to simply give the Chilean soccer team I kidnapped to make this comic, the rest of the year off. Please have a happy Yule, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Christmas, Festivus, or what have you. Also, if you're one of those holiday opposed folks, I suppose today is the unofficial wear a plunger on your head day. That sounds like fun, and no one says you can't talk like a pirate as well. Asylum Heights will resume on its regular Monday/Thursday schedule on Monday January 7th, 2013. ...Assuming we aren't wiped out this Friday by a prophecy that never existed.

Comic � Buddy Cop

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 22:20:24 GMT

Added 6 Months Ago

Comic � Dead End Alley

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 22:20:56 GMT

Added 7 Months Ago

News � Special Announcement Special

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 19:44:56 GMT

Unfortunately, due to a minor wrist injury, our regular feature Asylum Heights, will not be seen this week, be sure to tune in on Monday for our regularly scheduled comic. We now bring you a sneak peek at Disney's upcoming Star Wars movies, already in progress.

Tragically, I'm not ambidextrous, though I did fence left handed back in my summers as a ghost pirate on the black sea. It was to throw people off guard, though the smoke machines and projectors probably did most of that. Not to mention the modified pneumatic nail gun with those cute, little darts, coated in that powerful psychotropic compound, from that one hitherto unknown South American tree frog. Back in a simpler, better age, when a man could make a decent living doing something he could really believe in.

News � On top of the Running Man is the Flying Man, Baby.

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 17:30:29 GMT

I've been working on a little project called "Operation Max Martin." Max is the Swedish producer who makes all pop music in the western world, from Britney Spears to N'Sync, to that new chick, Justin Bieber, they're all faces for Max's carefully formulated ear heroin. The master plan for Operation Max Martin, is to create a Pop song so catchy, so mesmerizing on a primordial level that it could rewrite the human brain and lead directly to total global domination. So, needles to say it struck my interest a short while ago when a portly Korean rapper known by Psy, managed to beat me to it. But wait! You say, Gangnam Style is just a great tune, with a catchy beat and very clever lyrics that most of us anglophones don't have a clue are clever lyrics! Well my friend, I'm not the only one who known the truth. No, this song is a bold new weapon in neural meta virus technology! The latest in a long line of culturally based weapons of mass destruction, such as how the Beatles brought down the Soviet Union, or when Hitler was stopped with the awesome power of the world's funniest joke! (Carefully implanted by soldiers who didn't speak German.) This is a summons to arms! We can't permit a Pop song gap!

I have dedicated a vast portion of my nefarious army of super villainy (Phil) to researching this phenomena. However, much like the sun, it needs to be studied indirectly least it transforms one's retinas into a pile of charred goo (sorry Phil, live and learn.) Way, way back in the 1990's there was a barometer for determining cultural success, being when one's song was parodied by Weird Al Yankovic, or when one appeared on the Simpsons (Like Al Yankovic.) But society has moved on, and technology has advanced to the point where we can directly analyze the subtleties of the zeitgeist in real time. Ladies and Gentlemen, let us torn to the YouTube-o-scope-o-vision-o-meter, and look closely at the cultural reflection of this particular arrangement of air pressure wave patterns...

Acoustic

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8-bit

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Western

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Klingon

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With close to a billion views on Youtube, and bouts of spontaneous street dancing, we could be facing a repeat of the great rock war of 1978.

Consider this a warning world governments, for I too am a man bulging with ideas instead of muscles, filled with such intensity I one-shot my coffee before it even cools down.

Comic � don't break my heart Mickey

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 16:45:33 GMT

Added 7 Months Ago

Comic � A Flock of Seagulls

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 22:20:08 GMT

Added 7 Months Ago

Comic � the beat goes on

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:20:05 GMT

Added 7 Months Ago

Comic � Did you think I'd crumble?

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 22:20:26 GMT

Added 7 Months Ago

Comic � Incident Report

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 22:20:17 GMT

Added 7 Months Ago