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This foreshadowing of postmodernist epistemology is by no means coincidental.

It is my theory that comics and cartoons very much stem from the same underlying metaphysical manifestations of excremental introspection as from which arises the cerebral equilibrium of intellectualist European musical movements of the twelfth through seventeenth centuries. As such I feel that it is my sworn duty to inquire as to why it is that we so often overlook that greatest of all German Baroque composers, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? Truly it is with unmitigated shame that we remember such names as Bach and Mozart, but rarely ever mention the great Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

And on that note, here is something completely different.

posted by davethecat @ October 26th, 2010, 7:05 pm  -  0 Comments


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