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Fucking Peristeronic as Shit.

... a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man...who does not exist. Michael Knight...a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law. No, no wait, that's not right... sorry, some times I get thoughts from my brain confused with the opening credits of classic television. It may be because sometimes my inner monologue gets bored and switches to David Hasselhoff mode, though I often prefer Jeff Goldblum or Christopher Walken. I can't use Shatner anymore since he sent that cease and desist order about my stealing his thoughts...

Comic. This is a comic, alright, let's go, comic related thoughts... ummmmmm... Comic. Cartoon. Sequential Illustrated Storytelling... Oh yeah!

I've axed the annoying mature content warning for the comic. Two reasons I guess, one being it was almost as annoying as Gilbert Gottfried's voice; the other, this is the internet people! I mean, for fuck sake, in this wacky digital realm where ones and zeros roam freely through the open plain, and a single misplaced keystroke or errant hyperlink brings you a face full of triple penetrating donkey dick, do we really need some overbearing Orwellian nanny to steer clear of a bit of cartoon boob? I say no. Asylum Heights is not intended for a family audience, but in terms of shocking and perverting the younger generation, I've got nothing that could rate half way up the shitometer of the average public restroom graffiti. So, angry housewives of America, just go ahead and put that in your three chambered water bong and smoke it. -Love and Kisses.

posted by davethecat @ October 11th, 2010, 5:25 pm  -  0 Comments


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