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Auscultation Illuminated My Heart's Lasciviousness

There is a small handful of games that I really, really, almost desperately want. Not games I want to go buy, I would have done that, rather games I want to exist. Like a Platonian perfect abstraction, I have dreamt the consummate game set for me, and have been biding my time for someone with the resources and talent to make them for me. I thought Spore was going to be one of those, only to be let down by the greatest disappointment since The Phantom Menace.

So why bring this up? Because I get highly excited when I believe someone out there in the great big world of ours has managed to fill one of those spots.




... and we're getting rather close to the release of Lollipop Chainsaw. I know there have been games like this before, but they never quite got it. Now just look at that, it's already getting censored. With just the right combination of cute, funny, sexy and horrifically violent... this could be it. Like it was built for my breed of lethargic narcissistic megalomania! After all, love means knowing when to cut your boyfriend's head off with a chainsaw.

In other news...

The first pages of Heroes, Demons and Lunatics, will begin later THIS WEEK. So that's something. The ancient Davelandian gods of lost time have been hampering my progress. However when my progress gets hampered, I unhamper it, I wash it, dry it, and carefully fold my progress back into the shoe closet of life!

Now for something unrelated, here's Batman getting eaten by a giant hotdog.

posted by davethecat @ 12 Feb 2012 12:48 pm  -  0 Comments


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