
» News Archives3D films featuring 1D plots.So, if you spend you days living isolated and alone in a cave, then to you I say; Hermits Union local 207, represent! You may also have not noticed that the Phantom Menace is being re-released in theaters. Actually all of the Star Wars prequels are getting re released in three whole glorious dimensions. I suppose I could go and prattle on endlessly about how 3D films are a huge pile of shit. Alternately we could take a while to get into just how bad the Phantom Menace really is. However, I've already done all that, and other people have done it better. The problem is that the prequels have long ago exhausted my ability to rant about just how bad a film can be.There's really nothing I could say about slopping on one more stupid gimmick onto a movie that's already 114% pure gimmick. It's like someone threatening to shit on your giant pile of shit. Go ahead, it's an ever so slightly larger pile of shit. Is this enough to finally murder off the last of the epic Majesty that was Star Wars? posted by davethecat @ 07 Feb 2012 10:59 am - 0 Comments |
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