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Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I would just like to say a few words about "nudity" in the world today. And I for one am just appalled by it. Why, did you know that underneath their clothing the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Is that disgusting? And it's not just people, although goodness knows that's bad enough. Animals too, even cute little doggies and pussy cats, can't be trusted. Underneath their fur - absolutely naked! And it's not just the quadrupeds either. Birds too - yes, beneath our fine feathers, birds wear nothing! Nothing at all.

Yes, aside from quoting Sam the Eagle I suppose I should say a few words of my own. How about abacinate, nelipot, recumbentibus, and jentacular. All fine words.
There is nudity in Asylum Heights, come book three, there is lots of it. That's why there is that damned annoying little warning that pops up... I may have to kill it to preserve some collective sanity. But yes, it has never ceased to amaze me how here in North America you can tear a mans spine out without even a hint of a warning, how you have kids play games where they beat hookers to death and shoot people in the face... but even a hint of cleavage causes a near riot? A pasty covered boob during a sporting even is the main news story for a month? Talk about a people with screwed up priorities. The thing is, just ask anyone who has ever spent time in art college or a nudist colony and you find out that after the initial cultural taboo shock wears off (really quickly) you don't even notice it. Even the people you want to see naked, you really only care about seeing them naked when they're not. But then again... won't anyone think about the children! AAAAAAA!

The new site feels a lot more like home now, a new CSS style sheet and some pictures really brings the place together. I'm placing a low priority on the supporting pages mind you, really just because it seems I'll need to actually look at the forum, an experience I found so scarring bad on Keenspace I'd classify it up there with the end of Saw. Not the whole foot cutting off thing, rather that in a movie where they spend the entire film using clever means to get at things out of their reach, jackass cuts off his foot to get a phone that is all of twenty centimeters away. Surprisingly I have never been thrown out of a movie theater for yelling at the screen. ...and how many sequels has that been given so far? Shit.

posted by davethecat @ September 20th, 2010, 12:21 pm  -  0 Comments

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